Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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