he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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