I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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