Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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