He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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