All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my shit smells like andre
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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