That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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