Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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