Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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