Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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