these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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