Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I FOUND THE LEGS
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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