I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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