every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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