I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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