saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've blown a few things in my day
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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