I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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