Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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