I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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