I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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