he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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