I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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