So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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