Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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