Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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