Duck Duck Cougar?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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