Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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