i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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