why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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