kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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