You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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