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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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