Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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