U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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