i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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