i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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