Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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