Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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