so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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