The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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