I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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