I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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