the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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