I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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