Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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