he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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