I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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