I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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