I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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