then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
My bed smells like the plague
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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