I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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