Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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