no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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