She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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