Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
false alarm. still invincible.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
last night I used snow as a chaser
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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