My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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