Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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